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Monday, 05 May 2008

God Drops Out of the Math

One of Dembski's c0-bloggers (referenced in my last post), Sal Cordova, is set straight by UW professor Joseph Felsenstein.  Read Sal's original post here, which is characteristic of the quality of blogging you find at Uncommon Descent.  And if you feel like it, mosey on over to Sal's blog, Young Cosmos, where you can catch up on all the "Advanced Creation Research" you never wanted to hear about:

This equation is a parital differential equation. For this equation to be physically actualized, however, boundary conditions must be applied not only in the past but also in the future! The past boundary conditions we might call the Alpha, and the future boundary conditions the Omega. The Alpha and Omega must exist.

Simple, see? [via Pharyngula]

Friday, 02 May 2008

Dembski's Descent

I think I'll let the first real post concern the laugh riot of a blog that is Uncommon Descent.  Bill Dembski (an evil man who reported a professor to the DHS for no good reason) and his blogger friends (like Sal Cordova, who has an unusual obsession with penises) have been in an amusing state of uproar over the release of the scatological film Expelled.  At this post, Dembski (whose freakish blogging behavior must be costing him any remaining tidbit of academic credibility) defends Exelled's attempt to link Darwinism to Nazism:

In other words, Hitler saw himself as undoing a negative form of artificial selection due to society. Hence, when David Berlinski says that something like Darwinism was a necessary condition for Nazism, he is spot on. -Dembski [in comments]

Now it is an interesting question how intentionally misleading and underhanded Dembski is.  I have been given to understand, by some of those much more familiar with him than I, that he might be aptly compared with a snake.  The sort of disgusting rhetoric witnessed above is evidence of this claim, if it is assumed that Dembski is not a complete idiot.  I take it he is not a complete idiot.  Therefore, he is a snake.  He eschews no strategy, however despicable, for propagating his ideas.  In this case, he thinks he can promote ID by manipulating the beliefs of the folk so they link adherence to evolutionary theory with vicious character.  But enough of Dembski's pernicious reasons for making statements like the above.  What of the superficial facade of reasons he erects to conceal his real motives?

Well, the juvenile reasoning Dembski offers in support of this nonsense (see the comments thread) runs like this.  Darwin asserted that civilization creates a climate in which the weak and unfit, who would otherwise have been weeded out by natural selection, manage to survive.  Furthermore, the Nazis took themselves be accomplishing the weeding out of the unfit which civilization prevents natural selection from effecting.  Let's (reasonably) suppose all this is true.  There is still no interesting sense in which Darwinism can be said to be a necessary condition for Nazism.

Why is that?  First, one ought to note that for Darwin, the terms "weak" and "unfit" are descriptive rather than normative.  An organism is "weak" or "unfit" just in case the organism will not naturally be selected for.  What organisms count as "weak" and "unfit" will depend, in part, on the circumstances these organisms find themselves in.  In the right sort of circumstances, the blind would not be weak or unfit, though, for example, in natural and well-lit circumstances in which carnivorous creatures with well-developed capacities of sight are prevalent, they will count as "unfit".  Hence, there is absolutely nothing whatsoever which is offensive, to either general principles of moral law or reason, about the claim that civilization permits, aids and promotes the survival of the weak and unfit.  This claim is purely descriptive when made about current civilizations.  But if taken more generally, it's just analytic, that is, true in virtue of the meanings of the constituent terms.  The unfit are those who wouldn't be likely to survive or procreate without the help of others, that is, without (loosely speaking) civilization.  Since that claim is analytic, it is necessarily true.  As such, its truth is a necessary condition for Nazism.

Of course, the truth of any necessarily true proposition is a necessary condition for Nazism.  This includes the truth of the proposition that 2 + 2 = 4, and the truth of the proposition that god exists (if, per impossible, it were true).  Dembski takes god to be a necessary being.  So Dembski might just as well have asserted that god's existence is a necessary condition for Nazism.  This would not, however, have had the pernicious rhetorical effect Dembski was after.

Suppose I were to introduce a new sense of "unfit".  Say that someone is "unfit" if they do have the intellectual horsepower and respect for careful argument needed to survive in a rigorous academic environment.  Departments often convene and vote down offers to job applicants because they are unfit.  Here, "unfit" has a purely descriptive sense.  Those who are "unfit" will not survive in academia without "outside help".  This is trivially true.   In this sense of "unfit", Dembski is unfit.  But from the fact that Dembski is unfit, it doesn't follow that he ought to be exterminated.  Only a moron would believe that.   And if you suggested that departments ought to do away with this business of terming people unfit because it sets the stage, or is a necessary condition for, Nazism, you wouldn't be wanted in a department which votes on job offers based on assessments of fitness.  First, because you couldn't participate in part of department life.  But really because you'd be a crackpot.

Of course, Darwin himself recognized that the trivial truth that the weak and unfit would not be likely to survive or reproduce without the help of civilization does not entail that the weak and unfit ought to be exterminated.  In fact, he explicitly denounced the notion that the "weak" and "unfit" ought not receive aid because they are "weak" and "unfit".  He took it to be obvious that only savages, barbarians and creeps would make that sort of statement:

The aid which we feel impelled to give to the helpless is mainly an incidental result of the instinct of sympathy, which was originally acquired as part of the social instincts, but subsequently rendered, in the manner previously indicated, more tender and more widely diffused. Nor could we check our sympathy, even at the urging of hard reason, without deterioration in the noblest part of our nature. The surgeon may harden himself whilst performing an operation, for he knows that he is acting for the good of his patient; but if we were intentionally to neglect the weak and helpless, it could only be for a contingent benefit, with an overwhelming present evil. -Darwin, The Descent of Man

It takes perverts and morally depraved whackjobs to wage campaigns of mass extermination.  It takes a lying snake or an ignorant blockhead to suggest that anything Darwin said had any relevance whatsoever to Nazism.  Sure, a sloppy thinker might make the mental slide from someone's being descriptively unfit for survival in the wild to them being normatively unfit in the sense of not deserving to live.  Many people have made that mental slide, I suppose.  But this is because they don't think clearly.  Dembski is trying to elicit this mental slide in his readers, and he is condoning Ben Stein's similar attempt to elicit that mental slide.  Now Ben Stein made much of his money as a snake oil salesman (doing political speechwriting). So it's no surprise that Expelled is a load of trash.  But Dembski is supposed to be an academic.  Instead, he's peddling bullshit in an attempt to get people who don't think clearly to hate on evolution.  And he knows it.

But I think matters are worse than that.  Not being a complete idiot, Dembski crafts his sentences carefully.  He wants to have a pernicious influence on other's thinking while nevertheless leaving himself room to retreat when pressed.  So he is peddling carefully crafted bullshit.  Thus his penchant for terms "Darwinism" and "Nazism", which he'll be able to define in almost any way he likes, and his reliance on modifiers such as "something like".  This is a common ID move.  Dembski knows that it is Social Darwinism, or something like it, that may have provided some of the underpinnings of Nazism.  But Social Darwinism bears no interesting connection to current evolutionary theory, ID, or Charles Darwin's own theory.

Dembski and Pals want to get people to reject evolutionary theory.  In this case, their tactic is to move from evolutionary theory to Darwinism to Social Darwinsim or something like it, to the underpinnings of Nazism.  Then they will point out that Nazism is horrifying, and hope that you'll  transfer that horror back through the dubious linkages they've implicitly set up and attach it to evolutionary theory.  Dembski is trying to get you to make these mental links while leaving himself room to wiggle out of the claim that evolution has something to do with Nazism.  When you point out that Darwinism has none of the consequences he claims it has, he'll retreat by telling you he meant "something like it" which is, really, nothing like it at all.

Consider what one of Phillip Johnson has to say about the book one of Dembski's crackpot buddies  at the Discovery [sic] Institute wrote:

The philosophy that fueled German militarism and Hitlerism is taught as fact in every American public school, with no disagreement allowed. Every parent ought to know this story, which Weikart persuasively explains. -Phillip Johnson

Seriously? Just how stupid do you have to be to think that evolutionary theory "fueled" Hiterlism?  When proponents of ID have to work this hard to get people to side with them against evolutionary theory, you ought to bet they don't have a peg leg to stand on.  Dembski and Pals are running out of arguments almost as fast as they've been run out of the scientific community.  Grab a cup of coffee, head over to Uncommon Descent and catch the show.  Watch them in their flimsy little ship as they work hard, post by post and comment by comment, to take on water.  Treat yourself to Dembski co-blogger Sal Cordova's work in Advanced Creation Research, which is even more hilarious than Uncommon Descent, if that's possible.  Revel in the fact that for every careless thinker who joins their ranks, fifty more must be watching with wonder and horror at the absurd scene playing out online - proponents of the ID movement thrashing about wildly, bailing water in reverse, hastening their death throes.

Wednesday, 18 January 2006

Gird Up Your Loins and Publish In Creation Research Society Quarterly

I just stumbled across the funniest letter ever.  The letter is from a certain D. Russell Humphreys, Ph.D., at the Institute for Creation Research.  You can read it here.  The letter is a reply from Humphreys to Kevin R. Henke regarding Henke's (apparent) debunking of Humphreys' (so-called) research designed to support the religious young earth view.  Humphreys says:

I normally don't reply to Internet posts from skeptics because I want them to try to publish their criticisms in peer-reviewed scientific journals, the proper place to carry out scientific debates.

What does Humphreys have in mind when he mentions "peer-reviewed scientific journals"?  Good question.  Here's the answer:

I also plan to submit technical details of this reply to a peer-reviewed scientific journal, the Creation Research Society Quarterly (CRSQ).  If Henke chooses to sling yet more mud, let him try to do so in a scientific journal.  The RATE helium research has been peer-reviewed and published in several different scientific venues.  Critics like Henke must gird up their loins and undergo the same kind of scientific discipline - if they want people to take them seriously.

What sort of scientific venues has the RATE helium research been published in?  Yet another good question!  How about Impact (a journal of the Institute for Creation Research which employs Humphreys), Proceedings of the Fifth International Conference on Creationism, and Creation Research Society Quarterly

It gets better and better.  Dr. Humphreys goes on to state, in this letter, that he based a theory of the creation of planetary magnetic fields on 2 Peter 3:5.  His theory is here.  Humphreys is reviving Thales, folks.  2 Peter 3:5 states, "... the earth was formed out of water and by water."  Here's the theory, which Humphreys touts as permitting him to predict the magnetic moments of Uranus and Neptune:

In 1984, when no space craft had yet reached Uranus and Neptune, I published a theory predicting the strength of the magnetic fields of those two planets in the Creation Research Society Quarterly, a peer-reviewed creationist scientific journal. I made the predictions on the basis of my hypotheses that (A) the raw material of creation was water (based on II Peter 3:5, "the earth was formed out of water and by water"), and (B) at the instant God created the water molecules, the spins of the hydrogen nuclei were all pointing in a particular direction.  The tiny magnetic fields of so many nuclei would all add up to a large magnetic field.  By the ordinary laws of physics, the spins of the nuclei would lose their alignment within seconds, but the large magnetic field would preserve itself by causing an electric current to circulate in the interior of each planet. By the same laws, the currents and fields would preserve themselves with only minor losses, as God rapidly transformed the water into other materials.

This is not a joke.  The original material of creation was H20, which God majickered, using his 1337 a1ch3mic4l ski115, into all the matter in the universe.  But I'll be late for my Metaphysics Seminar with Michael Tooley if I don't stop...

Wednesday, 21 December 2005

pwnage! ID i5 t3h 5UxoR!

An interesting post on the ID debate at Language Log.  Apparentely, Michael Behe was one of the "reviewers" for the ID textbook Of Pandas and People.  What's interesting is that Professor Behe claimed he had objections to the definition of ID offered in that book.  But then, if he did have objections, why didn't he raise them during the "review" process?  The answer is shocking:

Professor Behe said that although he had reviewed the textbook, he had reviewed only the section he himself had written, on blood clotting. Pressed further, he agreed that it was "not typical" for critical reviewers of scientific textbooks to review their own work.

And it gets worse.  Testifying before the court, Behe claimed that the peer review his book Darwin's Black Box underwent was more serious than the peer review for scholarly scientific publications:

…Behe agreed, when asked by plaintiff's counsel Eric Rothschild if the "peer review for Darwin's Black Box was analogous to peer review in the [scientific] literature." It was, according to Behe, even more rigorous. There were more than twice standard the number of reviewers and "they read [the book] more carefully…because this was a controversial topic."

It is unclear, however, whether or not Behe is capable of identifying who counts as a reviewer.  And that's putting it mildly.  Michael Atchinson, a heavily religious biochemist at UPenn's veterinary school, was alleged by Behe to have reviewed Darwin's Black Box.  [See here and here.]  Unfortunately, Michael Atchinson has reported that he never saw the manuscript.  His "review" consisted of a ten minute phone conversation with the publisher during which he suggested that publication should be "seriously considered".  While this does not falsify Behe's claim that Darwin's Black Box underwent insanely rigorous peer review, it provides an undercutting defeater for trusting Behe's testimony regarding review quality. (The publisher was referred to Michael Atchinson by the wife of an editor who happened to be attending the yearly class in which Atchinson identifies "being a Christian" as "the most important thing in my life."  This article by Atchinson appeals to divine providence lying behind his recommendation-to-consider-publishing-cum-"review".)

Then there's the question of whether Robert Shapiro really did give DBB a peer review.  Shapiro is quoted by ARN (an ID propoganda machine) as saying:

This book should be on the essential reading list of all those who are interested in the question of where we came from, as it presents the most thorough and clever presentation of the design argument that I have ever seen.

Yes, well, in full context that quote reads:

Michael Behe has done a top notch job of explaining and illuminating one of the most vexing problems in biology: the origin of the complexity that permeates all of life on this planet. Professor Behe selects an answer that falls outside of science: the original creation of life by an intelligent designer. Many scientists, myself included, will prefer to continue the search for an answer within science. Nonetheless, this book should be on the essential reading list of all those who are interested in the question of where we came from, as it presents the most thorough and clever presentation of the design argument that I have seen.

I'm not sure when this quote dates from, but I'd be willing to bet that when Shapiro initially read DBB, he didn't think that Behe was engaged in a scientific project.  But if he didn't think that, then he can't be counted as giving Behe's book a "peer-review... analogous to peer review in the [scientific] literature" .  If I produce an entertaing and clever set of cartoons that Shapiro suggests others should read, he has not therby endorsed my cartoons as passing scientific review.

The ACLU of Pennsylvania has some good links here.  One of those links is to Mike Argento's column, which picks out some highlights of Judge E. Jones III's ruling.  I know what tonight's reading will be:

Of former board member Jane Cleaver, the judge wrote, "Cleaver admittedly knew nothing about ID, including the words comprising the phrase, as she consistently referred to ID as 'intelligence design' throughout her testimony."

Get trial transcripts here. And the  ruling.  My concluding quote comes from Applecidercheesefudge:

Mr. West, who is also an associate professor of political science at Seattle Pacific University, said the decision would "further embolden those who favor Darwinist theory and think that, rather than winning arguments, they can get the government to censor those who favor intelligent design."

Perhaps.  But pace Mr. West, the fact that the ID people haven't ever won an argument made it very easy for the government to censor them.  And if they were in possession of decent arguments, there wouldn't a need for all the disingenuity behind the promotion.

Tuesday, 20 December 2005

Unintelligent Design Banned

Victory! The Guardian reports.  From the court's judgment:

"We find that the secular purposes claimed by the board amount to a pretext for the board's real purpose, which was to promote religion in the public school classroom."

That's pretty much a no-brainer.  And from the caption to the picture of the chimpanzee which accompanies the article:

Panbanisha the communicative chimpanzee.  Intelligent maybe, but now officially ruled to have not been designed.

Wednesday, 09 November 2005

Scientific Evidence That "Something Mystical" Created Organisms

The teach-the-god-belief-in-science-class folks  have already lost in Pennsylvania, despite the fact that Scopes II hasn't yet been decided:

Voters on Tuesday ousted a Pennsylvania local school board that promoted an "intelligent-design" alternative to teaching evolution, and elected a new slate of candidates who promised to remove the concept from science classes. [Reuters]

8/9 incumbents (all Republican) were evicted in a landslide election and expression of voter disapproval.  They were replaced by eight Democrats.  But check this:

... the [Kansas] board rewrote the definition of science, so that it is no longer limited to the search for natural explanations of phenomena. [NYT]

Submitted without comment.

Monday, 24 October 2005

Behe Gets Destroyed

ID is supposed to be a scientific theory roughly on par with astrology, leading proponenet Behe effectively concedes:

Rothschild suggested that Behe’s definition was so loose that astrology would come under this definition as well. He also pointed out that Behe’s definition of theory was almost identical to the NAS’s definition of a hypothesis. Behe agreed with both assertions.  The exchange prompted laughter from the court, which was packed with local members of the public and the school board. [New Scientist]

Bravely, Behe sticks to his guns, admitting he knows of no external community that agrees with the definition he made up:

Because ID has been rejected by virtually every scientist and science organisation, and has never once passed the muster of a peer-reviewed journal paper, Behe admitted that the controversial theory would not be included in the NAS definition [of a theory]. “I can’t point to an external community that would agree that this was well substantiated,” he said.  Behe said he had come up with his own “broader” definition of a theory, claiming that this more accurately describes the way theories are actually used by scientists. “The word is used a lot more loosely than the NAS defined it,” he says. [New Scientist]

ID has, once, squeaked into a peer-reviewed journal.   See here for a review of the one article I am aware of that made it.

Thursday, 15 September 2005

If Only Inference Was So Easy

Dan Quayle making Dubya look smart:

Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.

Thursday, 04 August 2005

Google Bombing ID

Link to the National Center for Science Education (as I do here) with the words "Intelligent Design" to help ensure that a reasonable statement on the demerits of teaching the unscientific religious propaganda fundamentalist zealots are attempting to foist on credulous schoolchildren comes up as the first hit on a Google search for the same.  Still aren't sure what a Google Bomb is?  Go here.

Sunday, 19 June 2005

When Ghosts Attack

I came home last night to find my roommate watching typical late night local television station fare in the form of "Unexplained Mysteries: When Ghosts Attack".  A certain Midwest bozo who refused to show his face (perhaps to conceal his well-deserved claim to be a big liar) alleged that the ghost/spirit "Sallie" was attacking him at random times, leaving scratch marks (from fingernails, of course) on his flesh.  This prompted the producers of the show to bring in "paranormal researchers" (with thermometers) and a large camera crew (with cameras) to substantiate that claim.  Their uber-sensitive thermometers detected temperature fluctuations in the room of up to one half of one degree Fahrenheit, evidence that was taken to corroborate the reported experiences of cool spots in the portions of the room the ghost was passing through.  I must say it's very depressing to watch people walk through a room waving their hands in the air and claiming to use their epidermis to detect temperature fluctuations of up to one half of one degree Fahrenheit as chills from the spirit realm.  But, as Majikthise reports here, 32% of Americans believe the dead come back to haunt us. 

More amusement (or despair - we often use laughter as a defense mechanism against that which we find painful) was provided by the cameraman filming the "paranormal researcher" who could "see and talk to the dead".  As he stood at the base of some stairs we could not look up, he pointed a crooked finger towards the landing and uttered in a hushed voice, "There's a little girl up there."  Perhaps the man operating the camera was just frightened, but as far as I could tell he didn't think it at all important to give us a shot of the top of the stairs.  I mean, for a show like this, who would want to catch a ghost on film?   More shots of the conman talking to the off-camera ghost of Sallie followed.  Perhaps the cameraman wasn't frightened, but rather just didn't want to scare the ghost away?  Are ghosts scared of cameras?  (I wonder if Ayer and/or other verificationists would take this as a meaningful question?  I think the answer should be yes, but that it happens to exhibit presupposition failure.)

Despite the eleven scratching attacks that occured throughout the night in the camera-rigged haunted house, and despite the some dozen repeated assertions that nobody could doubt the attacks were taking place since they had been caught on film, the producers didn't think it important to provide footage of any of these attacks (unless you count footage of a man with fingernail scratches on his belly as proof of paranormal phenomena).  I really wonder why.  Thinking about all the idiots at their workplaces today who are appealing to the the non-existent video footage of a ghost attack as evidence of the reliability of their malfunctioning cognitive apparati is very disconcerting:  "I told you so, you poor, close-minded skeptic!  The scientists on KGNU last night even showed pictures!"  Yes they did.  Pictures of the flabby belly of a sado-masochistic liar with sharp fingernails.

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