Bubonic Chronic That'll Make You Choke

/you know it ain't no joke, you'd better back up off it/and sit that cup 'o gin down/tanquerray and chronic yeah I'm fucked up now...

This won't give you anything more than a sugar buzz, but the good councilwoman is concerned about the artificial flavoring used in this line of candy.  With some prompting from the community, perhaps she could get legislation passed to ban artificial hemp flavoring?  Then the DA could prosecute all the stores selling the candy for lacking moral fibre and corrupting the youth.

Presently found in 43 stores across the Big Apple, Chronic Candy, hemp-rooted lollipops and gumdrops promises that "Every lick is like taking a hit." It's quickly becoming top choice for local costumers with the munchies, while drawing criticism from politicians who feel the candy promotes drug use to the youth.  "How could we go into the market and create a product for children that encourages them to taste marijuana?" Councilwoman Margarita Lopez (D-Manhattan) exclaimed on WPIX-Channel 11, "What is the message? 'Use drugs', that is okay?" -Protein Feed

This is Scottish Nous here reminding you to say yes to the war on drugs.  On that note, this is hilarious:<>

The CIA wants us to Say No To Drugs. But don't just take the Agency's word for it, they have a compelling argument. If you do drugs, the CIA will punish you by not allowing you to become a CIA agent, which will thereby deprive the CIA of the skills and connections that you otherwise would have contributed to the war on terror. Therefore, the Doctrine of Double Effect dictates that if you use drugs while desiring to be a CIA agent, you thereby assume responsibility for any mass carnage you might be forced to fail to prevent. Heavy.

P.S. If you haven't heard the Gourds' bluegrass cover of Snoop Dogg's "Gin and Juice", you must.  It will bring new meaning to your life.

Comments

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Hello from California. Love the blog. Keep it up.

[shelby]

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