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Sunday, 22 February 2009

Jury Nullification, Grounds for Appeal, and Beyond a Reasonable Doubt

In an ancient post, I promised to provide more information on how to best bring about jury nullification.  I will eventually discharge the obligation I incurred by making that promise.  But suppose that, for whatever reason, you don't want to aim for jury nullification but do want to give the defendant a chance to appeal.  How might you go about doing that?  Here's one strategy: express confusion over the vague notion "beyond a reasonable doubt" with the goal of getting the jury to ask the judge to clarify that notion.

Here's why this might work.  First, this should not be hard to do.  Second, the judge will not be capable of clarifying that notion.  If she attempts to clarify it, chances are she'll do such a piss poor job of it that the defense will have grounds for appeal on that basis alone.  There's a reason for this.  Neither courts nor judges nor jurors have any idea what this term means.  (And the reasons for this darken counsel, but we won't explore those now.)

Here are some sample attempts (all taken from Laudan, _Truth, Error, and Criminal Law_, 2006, pp. 36-44):

(1) Proof beyond reasonable doubt, therefore, is proof of such a convincing character that you would be willing to rely and act upon it without hesitation in the most important of your own affairs. -Fifth Circuit Criminal Jury Instr. 1.06 (1990)

(2) A reasonable doubt is a doubt based on reason and common sense – the kind of doubt that would make a reasonable person hesitate to act. Proof beyond a reasonable doubt must, therefore, be proof of such a convincing character that a reasonable person would not hesitate to rely and act upon it in the most important of his own affairs. -Edward J. Devitt et al., Federal Jury Practice and Instructions, 12.10, at 354, 4th ed., 1987

(3) Reasonable doubt is defined as follows: It is not a mere possible doubt; because everything relating to human affairs, and depending on moral evidence, is open to some possible doubt or imaginary doubt. It is that state of the case which after the entire comparison and consideration of all the evidence, leaves the minds of the jurors in that condition that they cannot say they feel an abiding conviction, to a moral certainty, of the truth of the charge. -114 S. Ct, at 1244

(4) By reasonable doubt is not meant that the accused may possibly be innocent of the crime charged against him, but it means some actual doubt having some reason for its basis. -Burnett v. State, 86 Neb. 11, 1910, regarding jury instructions given in Burnett v. Nebraska

Laudan mistakenly seems to think that (4) is a pretty good attempt, but this is because he confuses "having a reason for" with "being able to offer one's reasons".  Or at least, he makes this confusion if he thinks (as his discussion suggests) that he wouldn't count one as offering a reason for the proposition that someone is lying if one simply said "it seems to me that he's lying, even though I can't tell why it seems to me that he's lying".

In any case, each of (1) - (4) is wholly bogus, and if a judge tried out any of them she'd be producing decent grounds for an appeal.  Moreover, if she remained silent she would in some (but not all) jurisdictions also be producing grounds for appeal.


Beyond A Reasonable Doubt

Michiganders aren't nearly as dumb as Floridians when it comes to satisfying their jury duties.  A 1990 study showed that in Michigan, a full 50% of jurors would refuse to convict (using the "beyond a reasonable doubt" criminal criterion) if either (i) they thought there was "any possibility, no matter how slight, that the defendant [was] innocent", or (ii) they were not certain that the defendant was guilty.  One might worry that this standard is too high, but at least these folks up north aren't overeager to convict.  Contrast their perspective with that of the freakishly carceral Floridians.  A full 25% of them believed that if the evidence was 50-50 (that is, dead even) they should convict.  Worse, only "half realized that the defendant was not obliged to offer proof of his innocence."  (Studies cited in Laudan, _Truth, Error, and Criminal Law_, 2006, pp. 49-50)  This offers part of the explanation for the fact that, in Florida, over 30% of black men cannot vote. Perverts.

Sunday, 15 February 2009

Worst Possible Criticism of Writing Style

Simon Conway Morris's latest article prompted this response from P. Z. Myers:

He seems to regard the English language as an axe murderer would a corpse: as an awkward object that must be hacked into fragments, and the ragged chunks tossed into a rusty oil drum he calls an article. Continuity and flow are something that can be added after the fact, by pouring in a bag of quicklime. Unfortunately, one difference between the two is that Conway Morris will subsequently proudly display his handiwork in a newspaper, while the axe murderer at least has the decency to cart the grisly carnage off to the local landfill for anonymous and clandestine disposal.

And that's not really an exaggeration either.

Monday, 09 February 2009

Arboreal Component in its Locomotor Repertoire

I've run across this (and similar) phrases a few times in the past few minutes.  This particular turn of phrase comes from Alemseged, et. al. "A juvenile early hominin skeleton from Dikika, Ethipa." Nature 443:296-301.  It peppers the paper, but here's the abstract:

The foot and other evidence from the lower limb provide clear evidence for bipedal locomotion, but the gorilla-like scapula and long and curved manual phalanges raise new questions about the importance of arboreal behaviour in the A. afarensis locomotor repertoire.

One has to wonder if Alemseged, et. al. think that they somehow count as doing better science if they can use more words to say something that can be said quite simply in ordinary English.  I suspect that too many evolutionary anthropologists write like this all the time.  Why?  Because they want to make it impossible for the average layman to read anything they have to say?  Because they think redundant bombastic, declamatory, fustian sesquepedelian grandiloquence is a virtue?  Stop it. Please!  And this is actually one of the more comprehensible passages.  Here's what that linguistic abomination means in plain English:

The foot and lower-limb provide evidence that A. afarensis could walk upright, but the curved finger bones raise important questions about whether A. afarensis spent much time climbing trees.

This is what they should have said.  Not that "evidence provides evidence".  Not that that there is "a tree-climbing locomotive component in the hominid's locomotive repertoire".   Where else would that locomotive component be?  In the masticative repertoire?  Is it possible that the literature over in paleoanthropology is so perverse that they do have to distinguish arboreal components of masticative repertoires from the same components of locomotive repertories because they wouldn't be writing a publishable scientific paper if they said that the damned monkey ate tree leaves?

Monday, 02 February 2009

Vegetarian Chili

I suppose I'll post something slightly more constructive having given PETA a little blogspace.  My fridge is currently stocked with a massive pot of the best vegeterian chili in the world.  Due to a combination of amazing flavor and secret ingredient-based perceptual illusion, a friend remarked last night, while consuming the delectable dish, that I must have been lying when I said I was a vegetarian. (I actually probably didn't say that.  I'm only around 75% vegetarian, honestly.  But I'm trying.)  At any rate, here's the recipe:

1 large bottle V-8
1 c. raw bulgur wheat

olive oil
4 cloves garlic
2 onions
4 celery stalks
2 bell peppers
3 carrots
4 tomatoes

6 tb. chili powder
2 tsp. ground cumin
1 tsp. basil
1 tsp. black pepper
1 tsp. cayenne pepper
1/2 tsp. oregano

4 lbs. canned kidney beans

Boil 1 c. V-8.  Add 1 c. bulgur wheat, cover and remove from heat.  Forget.

Sautee vegetables in olive oil.  Garlic first for two minutes.  Then onions.  Given them two minutes before adding celery, and so on...  Add lemon juice and spices.  Continue to sautee or cook covered for awhile, tossing frequently.  It's hard to mess this up, so feel free to reduce the onions to invisibility.

Dump vegetables, kidney beans, and bulgur wheat into pot.  (If you use cheap kidney beans that come in some kind of disgusting clear syrup, you should drain them.)  Use V-8 to thin to desired consistency.  Cook on low heat for as long as you like, but at least 1 hour.  Add water or more V-8 if mixture thickens too much.

The preparation time on this depends on how fast you can cut and sautee the vegetables.  A food processor would speed things up dramatically, but it takes me around 1 hour to wash/chop those veggies.  This makes a bare minimum of five quarts, so I now have food for the rest of the week. [Hat tip goes to Mom for the recipe!]

Pumpkin From Behind Between Legs

Whatever you may think of PETA, their advertising campaign is pure epic win.  NBC rejected their 2009 Superbowl "submission", citing the following reasons:

:12 - :13 licking pumpkin
:13 - :14 touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
:19 pumpkin from behind between legs
:21 rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
:22 screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
:23 asparagus on her lap appearing as if ready to be inserted into vagina
:26 licking eggplant
:26 rubbing asparagus on breast -PDF

You know you now want to see the ad.  Go here. (Possibly unsafe for work.)

Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Cantor Refuted

At arXiv.org.  Laurent Germain claims to have shown that the cardinality of the continuum is ℵ0.  That is, he claims to show that there is a one-one onto mapping between the set of natural numbers and the set of real numbers, despite the fact that Cantor's diagonalization argument establishes that this is impossible with perfect certitude. [via Good Math, Bad Math]

You might wonder what natural number Germain maps π onto.  Peasy!

For example, the node (3,1,4,1,5,9,2,6) can be defined by the decimal number (3,1415926) which is the number π.

One would have thought that, given the construction, the node (3,1,4,1,5,9,2,6) would define the number 3.1415926, which is demonstrably less than the number π.  And since no number is less than itself, this is not the number π.  But if he really does map π onto (3,1,4,1,5,9,2,6), what will he map 3.1415926 onto?  Oh shit!  Worse still, his construction doesn't even show how to define a function that takes each rational number to a unique natural number.

Wednesday, 21 January 2009

Open Courseware and Illegal Books

There's a nice collection of links to Open Courseware here.  I might as well also here mention Gigapedia.  It's an incredible linkfarm to high quality PDFs of mostly copyrighted material, including a HUMONGOUS number of philosophy books.  (Who scans these?)  You can login anonymously using BugMeNot, if you prefer that to registering.  (Logging in is required in order to search the site.)  And remember, it's not illegal - surely! - to download a copy of a book you already own!  Of course, I can't be blamed if you succumb to temptation, but honestly, the free dissemination of information not everyone can afford access to isn't that bad,  it?  And let's be serious.  What professor of philosophy would object to you downloading their book?  The objection couldn't possibly be on the basis of the royalties they would otherwise receive.

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

Alive?

Yes.  The blog is not dead.  Expect future posts.

Sunday, 16 November 2008

iCal + Gmail + Gcal = Heaven

Gmail If you're a Mac user who relies on iCal and Gmail, I'm going to show you how to put your Gmail account on steroids in this post.  My iCal problem is that, while I love it, I don't check it often enough.  But I check my Gmail account way too often.  So if only iCal would show up in Gmail!  Here's how to make it do so.

Download the Firefox Addon "Better Gmail 2" here.  Install.  (This is not necessary, but it will give you full Gcal functionality in your Gmail account.  Even if you don't use Firefox, for some absurd reason, the rest will work for you.  You'll just get a smaller synced sidebar calendar that's perfect for reminders.)

Go to Gmail --> Settings --> Labs and enable the following features: "Right Side Labels", "Right Side Chat", and "Google Calendar Gadget".  This will move the chat box and the labels  box to the right side, locating the "Google Calendar Gadget" right beneath your inbox controls and directly in your line of sight.  If you like, you can also enable "Navbar Drag and Drop" for more control over the layout.  I also recommend the "Forgotten Attachment Detector".

Finally, you need software that will automatically sync your iCal with your Gcal.  For this, you need Spanning Sync.  This is absolutely lovely Mac software, and well worth the $20 if you're an iCal/Gmail user.  If you use the provided link, it should offer you a $5 discount.  If not, you can enter my spanning sync discount code manually: XQC376 to get $5 off.

In the linked image you can see the effect.  Gmail remembers whether you left it with your calendar minimized or maximized. In this case, I have the mail bar minimized so you can see the lovely syncing action between iCal and Gcal (and so you can't see all my e-mails).  I like having my entire calendar easily accesible from within Gmail, but I rely primarily on the sidebar gadget for reminders. Since you have the sidebar calendar as well, with all your upcoming appointments neatly displayed beneath the mail controls, you leave your mail window open at all times and not worry about missing anything.  Hot, no?

Sunday, 07 September 2008

Change You Can Believe In?

SocksandBarney
[From Socks and Barney]

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

Humiliating the Chinese State

How neat is this?  Stryde Hax has turned up some fairly persuasive evidence in favor of something everybody already knew, namely, that the Chinese State has been trying to cheat their way to gold at the 2008 Olympics by sending the young girls they kidnap to compete in competitions before they're sixteen years of age. And he did it by using a search engine.  One person using the internet in a very simple manner just managed to help humiliate an entire State.  Awesome!  One hopes that eventually, technological developments will make instant, fully encrypted communication between any two persons readily obtainable by the Chinese people.  That would go a long way towards helping them start a revolution and succesefully overthrow their current pathetic State.

Tuesday, 19 August 2008

Former Prisoner of War

The McCain campaign tries to work the phrase "former prisoner of war" into everything they say, and they try harder in direct proportion to the degree of irrelevance McCain's having been a prisoner of war bears on what they're saying.  Concerning the possible attempt at cheating (discussed below), McCain spokesfool Nicolle Wallace had this to say:

The insinuation from the Obama campaign that John McCain, a former prisoner of war, cheated is outrageous.

Because it is metaphysically impossible that a former prisoner of war ever cheat.  The sentence "A former prisoner of war cheated" (or the proposition expressed by that sentence) is analytically false, or false in virtue of meaning, or false in virtue of reference determiners.  It would be "outrageous" to asset it because the concept or property "being a prisoner of war" contains or entails the concept or property "being a non-cheater".  Right?

The Cone of Silence

McCain was outside the Cone of Silence. [Click the link.  You'll be glad you did.]  This has prompted some to propose that he cheated.  The cheating theory requires, however, that McCain have (i) lightning fast anticipatory rhetorical reflexes, (ii) a sharp memory suitable for retaining scripted answers to questions, and (iii) poor verbal stimuli processing.  Only (iii) is plausible.

The evidence cited in favor of the cheating theory consists of the following two interchanges, the first of which is between Warren and Obama:

[Warren:] Ok, let's go to education.  America right now ranks 19th in high school graduations, but we're first in incarcerations.

[Obama:] Not good.

[Warren:] Not good. Eighty percent of Americans recently poled said they believe in merit pay for teachers... I'm not asking, (1a) "Do you think all teachers should get a raise?"  [But rather] (2a) "Do you think better teachers should be paid better? [That] (3a) They should make more than poor teachers?"

Here I've inserted parenthetical numbering and elided words (in brackets).  When Warren and McCain got to this point in the debate, we got the following:

[Warren:] Let's talk about education.  America ranks 19th in high school graduations, but we're first in incarcerations.  Everybody says they want more accountability in schools.

[McCain:] Mmm-hm.

[Warren:] About 80% of America says they support merit pay for the best teachers.  Now I don't want to hear your stump speech on education... [cut off]

[McCain:] (1b) Yes, (2b) yes and (3b) find bad teachers another line of work!

[Warren:] We're gonna, we're going to end this... You're answering so quickly, you ought to play a game of poker.

(Again, parenthetical numbering inserted.)  Now on the cheating theory, McCain's answers (1b), (2b) and (3b) were prepared ahead of time in response to the putative questions (1a), (2a) and (3a) which Obama got.  But really, Obama did not get three questions.  He got only one (as the elided words I've provided make clear).  Thus if McCain overheard anything, he misheard it.  In short, if he cheated, he's a moron.  Still, I very much doubt that, even if if McCain did overhear the previous Warren-Obama interchange, he would be capable of memorizing an answer to those putative questions, even one as simple as "Yes, yes and find bad teachers another line of work!"  This because he wouldn't be able to hold (1a), (2a) and (3a) before his mind long enough to formulate answers to them.

Now suppose he didn't cheat.  Then McCain is still a moron.  As you can see from his interaction with Warren, he never received a question.  So his repeated expressions of affirmation are supposed to be affirmations of what?  Is he joking that his stump speech has zero content?  He is telling Warren he agrees with what Warren is presenting as a statement of fact, namely, that he agrees that 80% of Americans say they support merit pay?  He utterly failed to answer any question here, and for the reason that no question was ever asked. Congrats, moron! Worse still, the entire audience applauded.  What's wrong with the people who attend Rick Warren's church?

Tuesday, 12 August 2008

A Diseased Mind

Monday, 11 August 2008

Death By Tray

Monday, 04 August 2008

Obamessiah

From a chain letter circulating the internet:

According to The Book of Revelations the anti-christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal. The prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy everything. Is it OBAMA??

If you haven't seen McCain's latest attempt to mobilize the crackpot fringe, check out his new political ad, The One, which portrays Obama as the antichrist.  From the comments thread at Beliefnet:

I'm not offended by the ad. Being a person of the Christian faith, I have to admit that I have seen some qualifying qualities in this man that makes his being the antichrist a "possibility". I think people are spending waaaayyy too much time thinking about that, though. If Obama turns out to be a regular guy, and this is most likely, then the people who have been running around and sounding this alarm are going to feel embarrassed, and in the long run it's just going to create a mockery of the whole subject that will only do harm to the message when the real deal comes along.

Do I believe Obama is the antichrist? I give it a very strong maybe. What will I do about it? Nothing, and that's what everybody else should be doing. This may surprise you, but it really doesn't even matter whether Obama is the/an antichrist, or not. When this prophesied leader does make his appearance, the primary responsibility of the Christian community will be to concentrate on spreading the good news of Jesus Christ and monitoring our own spiritual health. It's that relationship with Jesus that will keep peope from taking the mark, not by having a Salem Witch Trial-like process where people start finger pointing.

In defense of the religious commentors posting on Beliefnet, most of them seem pretty reasonable.  This remark isn't representative, and I can't imagine that most ordinary, reasonable Christians will find McCain's attempt to portray Obama as a minion of Satan remotely plausible.  When you're campaign is floundering so badly you have to start running ads the subtext of which is (literally) that your opponent worships the devil, you're in trouble. [via Majikthise]

Sunday, 03 August 2008

McCain's Lies: Part II

Here, you can watch McCain fail to remember a question two seconds after it was asked, and in the process of bumbling over an answer to that question when it was reasked, claim that he fought "for the recognition of Dr. Martin Luther King's birthday in [his] state..."  This is a borderline misrepresentation, so I'll present the facts and let you decide.  McCain, in fact, voted against making MLK's birthday a federal holiday (and thus a holiday in his state) in 1983.  Watch here:



Of course, stories like this always a little more complicated than they seem.  So here's McCain saying he didn't know anything about who Dr. Martin Luther King was when he voted (at the age of 47) against making his birthday a federal holiday in 1983 (a fact which reinforces my claim that he is a mental midget):



What McCain wants to do here is claim that he wasn't always an ignorant buffoon.  He finally learned a little about the history of the civil rights movement, you see.  And after getting edumacated, he put up his "fight" to have MLK day recognized as a holiday.

After voting in 1983, allegedly out of massive ignorance, with 90 losing members of the House of Representatives (against 338 others), McCain "fought" to have MLK day recognized as a holiday in his home state only (presumably by expressing that he was in favor of having it recognized).  He didn't vote for it, of course, since he didn't have any say in such matters.  And he didn't fight hard enough to get the Arizona legislature to recognize it.  Instead, a governor instituted the holiday by executive order.  (If there was already a federal holiday, you may be wondering why this was necessary.  As it turns out, many states were not recognizing the federal holiday.)

But four years later, the holiday was repealed by the newly elected (and divinely inspired) Governor Evan Mecham. What did McCain have to say about it? According to Sam Stein:

McCain said he thought Mecham was correct in his decision. [link]

So in 1983, McCain was against making MLK's birthday a holiday in his state.  And then in 1987, McCain said that Mecham did the right think by taking MLK's birthday off the Arizona books as a holiday.  In 1989, McCain was back in favor of a state holiday in Arizona (he did get a former president to appeal to Arizonans to acknowledge a holiday), but he was still opposed to the existing federal holiday.  So if McCain did "fight" for a state holiday, he has also "fought" against it (at the time he claims he was "fighting" for it).  And furthermore, he fought against the federal version of the holiday quite extensively.

You decide if this counts as a lie.  In any case, it's nice to know that McCain votes with the minority on issues he professes to be utterly clueless about.

McCain's Lies: Part I

It is well-known amongst most educated and politically savvy individuals that McCain does very few things better than he lies.  He lies his ass off, he lies his ass off almost every day, and then he lies his ass off some more.  This wouldn't be such a problem if McCain wasn't a stupid idiot who appears to be developing Alzheimer's disease.  But since he is a stupid idiot with massive memory loss, he can't remember what he lies about.  And then there's the problem that he can't remember there's this thing called the internet. [video of McCain professing computer illiteracy]  This means you can watch him lie his ass off.

We'll kick this series off with an old one.  Here's McCain (i) lying about how safe the streets in Baghdad are, and (ii) lying about lying about how safe the streets in Baghdad are:


Thursday, 31 July 2008

Footnote Three

From Manuel Vargas' (2005) "Compatibilism Evolves?: On Some Varieties of Dennett Worth Wanting" in Metaphilosophy 36(4): 461:

In a Dennettian spirit we could call Dennett’s view DDAMN, for Dennett’s DArwinian Materialist Naturalism. But if Dennett’s view is DDAMNed, then its critics who are Generally Opposed to Dennett’s Darwinian Materialist Naturalism would end up being GODDAMNed. So, I’ll just leave these acronyms alone.

Wednesday, 30 July 2008

A Ridiculous Way to Say Nothing

From the most recent NDPR article by Herbert Gintis on J. McKenzie Alexander's The Structural Evolution of Morality:

It is refreshing indeed to find a moral philosopher capable of expressing such elementary, yet widely ignored truths as "our moral beliefs are simultaneously relative to our evolutionary history and our cultural background, but at the same time objectively true" (p. 291). Why objectively true? Because our moral beliefs are just as much a material force in the world as our capacity to metabolize nutrients, and truth in this case means exists.

This is utter gibberish.  Let me paraphrase:

It's wonderful that some philosophers still have the capacity to record the obvious but often overlooked fact that people have moral beliefs and sometimes act in accordance with them.

Nothing was lost in translation. [via Leiter]

Sunday, 27 July 2008

Your Average American Voter...

... is in favor of ruining as many people's lives as possible.  If you want to learn more about just what kind of sick pervert your average voter is, go read this series of articles at Mother Jones.

Monday, 21 July 2008

Batshit Crazy

No further comment.

Friday, 18 July 2008

Fundamentalist Irrationality - Birthday Edition

Ok, so I know I've been blogging a bit frequently of late about the wicked and irrational Bill Dembski.  The reason for this is that I've added Uncommon Descent to my blogroll.  Yes, I still like to keep my finger on the pulse of the community of religious zealots.  Dembski is the best target here, since he's something of their ringleader, a result he has acheived mostly by continually publishing loads of trash that appeals to fundies who can't think clearly.  Also, it's his birthday.  But this will be the last Dembski post for awhile.  I take it that I'll have done a sufficient job of discrediting the kook for the time being.

Consider his latest bit of lunacy.  The title of the relevant post is "So much for the 'scientific consensus' regarding man-made global warming".  He there follows his usual strategy of pasting lots of material without saying almost anything (a strategy designed to give him plenty of snakelike wriggle room), and in this case, what gets pasted into the body of his post is a blog post which references an editor's remarks published in a newsletter (not peer reviewed) of the APS. The post, which Dembski certainly appears to be endorsing, begins:

The American Physical Society, an organization representing nearly 50,000 physicists, has reversed its stance on climate change and is now proclaiming that many of its members disbelieve in human-induced global warming.

This is, of course, wildly false.  If you go to the APS website, you will find a statement which reads:

The American Physical Society reaffirms the following position on climate change, adopted by its governing body, the APS Council, on November 18, 2007: "Emissions of greenhouse gases from human activities are changing the atmosphere in ways that affect the Earth's climate."

An article at odds with this statement recently appeared in an online newsletter of the APS Forum on Physics and Society, one of 39 units of APS.  The header of this newsletter carries the statement that "Opinions expressed are those of the authors alone and do not necessarily reflect the views of the APS or of the Forum."

Dembski seems to believe anything he reads on a blog.  In this case, the paper with which the APA is alleged (by the crazy blogger Dembski cites) to be opening it's debate on climate change was written by a bonified loon - some "Lord Monckton of Brenchley" who appears to have degrees in classics and journalism and who doesn't understand basic physics.  For evidence of the latter two claims, read a 2006 Guardian article on this global warming denier.  The fact is that if you are rational, you won't care what some fringe blogger reports about an inconsequential editor's statement in an inconsequential newsletter which is publishing material by bonafide loons.

But then, you shouldn't expect Dembski to be rational.  If something fits with his irrational beliefs, he adopts it, evidence be damned.  The fact is, the consensus of the experts is that global warming is taking place, and furthermore, that it has a significant human cause.  Dembski is simply not in a position to disagree with the experts.  He is not a careful thinker.  He is not a serious academic.  He is not a mathematician.  He does not care about truth.  He is not a philosopher.  And he is not a good writer.  Go read the Wikipedia article on him if you'd like to be given numerous reasons to vomit in your mouth.  Or drop back into the archives here at Scottish Nous.

Wednesday, 16 July 2008

Think Stupid, Not Candid

Yet again, McCain makes a poor attempt at pleading ignorance:



What does he know?

Friday, 04 July 2008

With Some Misgivings...

... I will be celebrating the 4th.  Presumably like Rad Geek, who paints the 4th as a day celebrating the death of an empire (rather than the rise of a new one), I will be telling myself that I am honoring revolutionaries as I set off the $70 worth of fireworks we bought last night.  I will be reminding myself, as will many of those I'll be grilling out with, of a people willing to take up arms and sacrifice their lives to fight the government employed thugs and armed henchmen of despots.  I will think fondly of the men who plunged the tips of their bayonets into the overfed bellies of idiotically attired members of a military force designed to return British subjects to their appropriate place, that is, place them squarely beneath the iron fist of insane George.

But it will be bittersweet.  As I remind myself of these facts, I will nevertheless be quite aware that our neighbors, looking over the fencerow approvingly, will silently applaud what they perceive to be our patriotism and nationalism.  They will perhaps thank a god they blindly worship that they live next to people who worship, like themselves, the apparatus of the American State.  A feeling of solidarity will well up in their breast, they will turn towards their flag and fireworks, and with hearts ablaze, proclaim their devotion to a band of robber barons, namely, their congressmen, senators, judges and presidents.  Perhaps they'll offer me a beer.  Perhaps I'll even share it with them.

Wednesday, 25 June 2008

Gearing Up For the Fourth

Hear the words of Frederick Douglass, from a speech given on July 4, 1852:

Fellow Citizens: Pardon me, and allow me to ask, why am I called upon to speak here today?  What have I or those I represent to do with your national independence?  Are the great principles of political freedom and of natural justice, embodied in that Declaration of Independence, extended to us?  And am I, therefore, called upon to bring our humble offering to the national altar, and to confess the benefits, and express devout gratitude for the blessings resulting from your independence to us? ...

What to the American slave is your Fourth of July?  I answer, a day that reveals to him more than all other days of the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim.  To him your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sounds of rejoicing are empty and heartless; your denunciation of tyrants, brass-fronted impudence; your shouts of liberty and equality, hollow mockery; your prayers and hymns, your sermons and thanksgivings, with all your religious parade and solemnity, are to him mere bombast, fraud, deception, impiety, and hypocrisy -- a thin veil to cover up crimes which would disgrace a nation of savages.  There is not a nation of the earth guilty of practices more shocking and bloody than are the people of these United States at this very hour.

Go where you may, search where you will, roam through all the monarchies and despotisms of the Old World, travel through South America, search out every abuse and when you have found the last, lay your facts by the side of the everyday practices of this nation, and you will say with me that, for revolting barbarity and shameless hypocrisy, America reigns without a rival ... - (as quoted in Zinn's A People's History...)

While Douglass is speaking of one particular injustice perpetrated by the American people, I think many of those with some remnant of moral conscience remaining, some acquaintance with the facts, and some ability to think rationally, will find them still fitting.

Tuesday, 24 June 2008

The Average Voter Isn't a Dunce - She's Irrational

There are, of course, not many "average voters", strictly speaking. With that disclaimer (designed to somewhat allay the concerns of my readers who very much approximate the "average voter"), I present some of the findings of Bryan Caplan in his new book The Myth of the Rational Voter.  A teaser article is available on-line here:

The average voter (41% of Americans) believes that the largest part of the federal budget is spent on foreign aid. Apparently the average voter is including the cost of aiding countries by democratizing them by bombing them.

The average voter (40% of Americans) also believes that welfare is right up there with foreign aid at the top of the budget list.  This is also false.  Defense and social security together make up nearly half of the federal budget.  (And the average voter is not miscounting welfare as social security.)

The average voter (47% of Americans) thinks that having "too many immigrants" is a major reason why the economy isn't better off.  80% of economists would tell these Americans to get a clue, since "too many immigrants" is "not a reason at all".

What is Caplan's conclusion?  The right one, I think.  The average voter is an irrational nutjob when it comes to her political beliefs.  Caplan also provides a plausible explanation for this.  Having irrational political beliefs doesn't cost the average voter much.  If you have irrational beliefs about how your wife treats other men in your bedroom, you stand to lose quite a bit.  But holding the irrational belief that McCain is fit for public office doesn't cost people very much (unless, perhaps, all their friends are rational).  As Caplan puts it:

In a sense, then, there is a method to the average voter’s madness. Even when his views are completely wrong, he gets the psychological benefit of emotionally appealing political beliefs at a bargain price. No wonder he buys in bulk. -link

The claim here is that it is instrumentally rational for the average voter to be epistemically irrational.  That is, the average voter gets some non-epistemic value from being a epistemically irresponsible.  This non-epistemic value is more valuable to the average voter than is being politically and epistemically responsible, and so we have that the average voter is a loon (epistemically speaking).

Being an epistemic loon who votes is, of course, usually a terrible thing.  Epistemically irresponsible voters are, I presume, acting immorally every time they hit the polls.  (This will, for a variety of reasons, call into question Schwitzgebel's overcommon assumption - which I find absolutely absurd - that voting is a duty.  But I suspect he disagrees with several of the claims I've made.)  It does not follow immediately that an epistemically irrational voter acts immorally by voting, but it will follow if our irrational voter is in a strong enough position to recognize her own irrationality that she ought to recognize it.  And I think the average person is, in fact, in such a position.  So by ignoring her responsibility to be epistemically rational, while attempting to initiate force, I take it that she is acting immorally.  If this is right, it would be very nice if we could find an explanation for the average voter's utter cluelessness that does not appeal to her irrationality, as that explanation would be vastly more charitable.

The problem is, the irrationality hypothesis explains the evidence far better than any other hypothesis I'm familiar with.  Consider two other hypotheses: the miscalculation hypothesis and the ignorance hypothesis.  On the former, the average voter is, metaphorically, just bad at math.  On the latter, the average voter isn't irrational.  Rather, she's just too stupid to do any better.  But as Huemer notes here, neither of these hypotheses can explain (i) why political disagreements are so persistent, (ii) why people hold their political beliefs so strongly, (iii) why it is possible to predict, with a statisically significant degree of accuracy, a person's political beliefs if one knows their sex, race, income level, social status, etc..., and (iv) why political beliefs come in packages when there is no good epistemic or logical reason for the beliefs being so-packaged.  So much for those charitable interpretations.  How many others can you think of?

Monday, 23 June 2008

License to Rape

In my last post I suggested that the content of McCain's remarks to the effect that it was torture which caused him to love America probably ought best be understood as something like the idea that McCain appreciates the fact that he can experience a feeling of safety here in America while he runs around exercising his nearly unrestricted and legally supported license to kill.

Well, here's another story I've been following.  Shark County Sheriff Tim Swanson effectively runs a state sanctioned police rapist's department.  He and the morally depraved perverts who work for him regularly, and with the cold efficiency of years of systematic practice, in large groups of men and women, pin the women who call them for help to the ground, strip them naked, and leave them in cold cells for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours.  They violently abuse, degrade, torture, and humiliate people who call them for help.   Don't believe me?  If videos of rape are triggering for you, don't watch this news report containing a leaked video of the brutal violence condoned by serial molester and utter human waste, Tim Swanson:

If you've followed some of the links above, you already know the rest of the story.  Swanson was cleared of criminal misconduct by a grand jury.  Innocent?  What a joke.  Furthermore, he has admitted that this was one of only 20 or 30 similar incidents in the past year and a half.  Look.  In short, the man's business is rape.  And the state approves.

Do you approve?  Is this your state?  Are you proud of your state?  What kind of excuses are you willing to make to justify this abomination?  The ability of most Americans to find excuses for this sort of behavior, to attempt to justify the need for kinds of systems and institutions in which evil thugs in positions of power are almost guaranteed to get away with the systematic abuse of their power - the rape, mutiliation, humiliation, degradation and murder of innocents - knows almost no bounds.  Think about that for a minute.  How do you, or how would you (if pressed), justify the kinds of institution in which people can get away with this?  (In a future post, we'll canvass some of the more common justifications.)  Americans who succeed in concocting such justifications are your average voters.  They are part of the problem.  And they're not just sacrificing themselves and their families for their warped ideals of just institutions.  They're sacrificing your children, husbands and wives to the machine as well.  And not just to the machine.  To ugly perverts like Tim Swanson.  Make sure to say thanks.

You can reach the Stark County Sheriff's office at (330) 430-3800. Or a more direct line to Uncle Swanson might be (330) 430-3801.  Tell him how you feel.  Here's how I feel.  I hope his wife, Sandy Swanson, leaves him over this.  I hope his children disown him.  I hope he loses the civil suit that will be brought.  In fact, I hope he loses so hard Stark County goes broke.  I hope he becomes completely unemployable, and is forced to spend years of his life as a gutter dweller, living off scraps of food even the dogs don't want.  Of course, none of this will happen.  He'll keep his job, and if not him, most of his co-rapist deputies will.  The county may hand out some wristslaps.  More likely, the county will settle out of court and deny all wrongdoing.  His wife will continue to sleep with a rapist.  His kids will likely reassure him that they believe he was just trying to do the right thing.  He'll continue to wage his campaign of rape, humiliation and destruction, wrecking the lives of others with complete impunity.  And everyone else in Stark County will ignore it, and go back to their average voter lives, continuing to give their support to institutions that hand out licenses to rape while telling themselves that such institutions are necessary for the greater good.  And all will repeat itself again.

McCain's Warcock: Unfaithful to Country, Justice and Wife

McCain was 31 when he began to love America.  Yet even then, his "love for America" was prompted by absolutely absurd reasons.  So much for trying to disparage Michelle Obama.  Get this, conservative sandbaggers.  Only after McCain spent five years as a POW in Vietnam did he decide he loved America:

I really didn't love America until I was deprived of her company. -McCain

Here's a video documenting McCain's insistence that he has not always loved America.  And there's much, much more below the fold.  To further hint at what's to come, Dan Abrams claims, in the embedded video, that "Noone should pass judgment on his time as a heroic POW."  I'll do just that, and in the process, I'll try to show why I think his comment is utterly nonsensical.

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Wednesday, 18 June 2008

Jury Selection Experience

[This is part one of a two part series on jury duty.  I intend both parts, taken together, to be one of the best available resources for potential jurors googling for information on what they are about to face.  There is, I have found, very little information available online.   In this part I describe my experience and the philosophical reflections it prompted which are of the kind, I take it, that any prospective juror should be aware of.  As a disclaimer, I am a member of the Alliance of the Libertarian Left and a certifiable anarcho-capitalist.  Nevertheless, I think the more philosophical reflections that follow are the sort of reflections most liberals, and many conservatives, will find compelling.  In the second part, still forthcoming, I will explain how to successfully engage in jury nullification without appearing to, in fact, be engaging in jury nullification.  Or less tendentiously, I will examine the debate over one's constitutional right to jury nullification, clarify the content of that debate, and explain precisely how to exercise your moral rights as a juror without violating, or appearing to violate, any of your legal rights.  This is important for potential jurors who wish to, for example, nullify in drug cases, but would rather not be held in contempt of court as a result.]

So I was called up for jury duty.  I actually returned that little piece of paper they send you in the mail.  You won't receive your summons via certified mail, so the courts can hardly force you to return it.  But I did.  Quite some time went by, and I was sure I had been passed over.  No so.  I finally received a letter (again, not via certified mail) stating that I had been selected, and to show up at the courthouse early in the morning some ten days off.

Ten days later, I went down to the courthouse and waited in Jury Room 47 for the selection process to begin. Judge Marnocha was presiding, and all outward appearances suggested him to be a fairly decent sort of guy.  The charge was battery.   The defendant victim was a young black woman around twenty five years of age.  Specifically, she was being charged with hitting someone with a bottle (I think).

Battery comes in several legal varieties.  This was a Class C Felony charge, punishable by 2 - 8 years in prison.  The presumptive sentence for such a charge is four years, but no less than two is possible.  She was undoubtedly (though speculatively) "offered" the chance to plead guilty to a Class D Felony.  The sentence for a Class D Felony will range from 6 months to 3 years.  This means that risking trial probably cost her around 1.5 years of her life (she was no doubt convicted).  The prosecutor's office (more justified speculation) no doubt threatened to fuxor her at trial as hard as they possibly could (if she refused the plea deal) by charging her with the Class C offense.  Their hope, of course, is that she would plead guilty out of fear so they could add an easy and inexpensive notch to their belts.

In order to prove the charge, the prosecuting attorney would have to establish (beyond a reasonable doubt), minimally, that the defendant:

knowingly or intentionally touched someone in a rude manner with a deadly weapon.  [link]

Most of the above information, of course, is information that your average juror wouldn't know.  And there were some average jurors at selection, let me tell you.  There were also some below average jurors, by which I mean disgusting prejudiced bigots.  More on this later.

Marnocha was concerned to make potential jurors feel immensely important and highly valued, just in case the fifteen minute propaganda video we watched beforehand hadn't left someone unconvinced of their specialness.  He also seemed eager to endear himself to potential jurors.  I was pleased to see that he cited Article 1, Section 19 of the Indiana Constitution which states, roughly, that jurors have the right to to judge both the facts and the law.  I confess that made me feel somewhat more comfortable, but not really all that more comfortable, since Marnocha said he would explain what this meant at some point during the trial.  It is quite likely, of course, that this explanation would have constituted a bogus reinterpretation of that section of code, which concerns jury nullification.  His wording was mildly interesting, as Article 1, Section 19 reads:

In all criminal cases whatever, the jury shall have the right to determine the law and the facts. [link]

Marnocha, note, did not say "determine the facts and the law". What he said was "judge the law and the facts".  (I report this with around 99% certainty.)  Those who have attempted to take away jury's rights to nullification have insisted (for utterly asinine reasons) that there is a distinction worth respecting between determining the law and disregarding the law.  In any case, it wouldn't be very hard to "determine away" the law in any particular case while claiming that one wasn't disregarding it.  One would just be giving it a non-standard interpretation.  And this probably wouldn't be necessary in any case, if one wanted to return a not guilty verdict, since one could always claim that the burden of proof had not been adequately met.  More on both of these points later.

Thirty-five potential jurors showed up.  The selection process was begun when we were seated, fourteen at a time, in the jury box.  The first wave took their seats, and the prosecutor questioned them.  Then the defense attorney got her turn. (The State always goes first.  Marnocha emphasized this point in order to stress the "fairness" of the process.  Of course, only a brainwashed juror thinks the process is, in fact, fair.)  Once finished, the respective attorneys conferred in whispers with the judge, retained some jurors and dismissed the remainder.  Those of us not in the first wave were able to listen to these questions, but the selected jurors from the first wave had to leave them room after they were chosen.  (This is to prevent their "contamination".)  I was part of the second wave, and after the second wave of fourteen, the jury had been assembled, so a few people didn't get the chance to do anything but watch and listen.

The assistant prosecuting attorney (Holly Curtis, perhaps?) was a moderately attractive blonde female around her mid to late thirties.  She thought fast on her feet, was efficient and articulate, and had obviously prepared for the case.  She was also skilled at pandering to the (potential) jury.  She sat with what I took to be her star witness, an almost shaven blond-haired hulk of a uniformed officer equipped for a dangerous Secret Service Op, complete with squiggly earpiece and a SWAT-like vest with multiple holsters.  Apparently he was prepared to dash out of the courtroom and serve somebody at a moment's notice.  That, or appear as official and intimidating as possible when he delivered his well-prepared testimony with the trained and practiced precision of an officer coached in testisfying persuasively.

The defense attorney, who I must assume was a "public defender", sat with her client.  She, like most defendants, was black.  She was also older, stupider, and less articulate than anybody else in the courtroom, potential jurors included.  I don't know how to express in English, without using terms that would make the most hardened criminal blush, the utter incompetency and ignorance this woman exhibited.  The miracle that constituted her graduation from law school and admittance to the bar almost makes me believe that an omnipotent being exists.  The least of her problems was that she didn't know the name of the individual her client was alleged to have battered.  (I will say one thing in her defense.  In 2006, "public defenders" in St. Joseph County each worked about 120 cases per year.)

The questioning process was fairly benign.  There were no odd questions asked, by which I mean questions about, for example, my musical tastes (which some websites suggest might be asked).  Each possible juror received a general question asking about their ability to fairly and impartially apply the law to the facts of the case.  In some cases, potential jurors stated that they had conflicts of interest (a friend had been battered, and they would probably be more likely to convict for no good reason as a result).  One obstinate piece of human refuse continued to insist that he was prejudiced and that this black girl, in virtue of being in court that day, must be guilty.  Thankfully, he was dismissed for being an ignorant bastard.  (This same jerk also stated that if the defendant didn't testify, he would definitely assume she was guilty.  More on this later.)

The prosecuting attorney asked me a couple of questions, towards the very end of selection, in the context of asking several people about what they would expect good testimonial evidence to look like.  It was pretty clear that this case was going to be based solely on testimony (and perhaps a picture of the harm the defendant had allegedly inflicted), she belabored the point that there is such a thing as testimonial evidence for quite some time (as opposed to "hard" evidence produced by forensic detectives on CSI).  Not all evidence, she said, had to be a physical object "like her pen".  Once she satisfied herself that she knew which potential jurors would not be satisfied without hard evidence (so could rule them out), she began to press people on what they would expect to see and hear from the witness box.

There was pretty much just one response from potential jurors to this line of questioning.  The vast majority answered that they wanted to see, I suppose, the kind of body language that allegedly telegraphs honesty.  One woman in particular prided herself on the highly sophisticated honesty detector she was in possession of.  (Dubious at best.)  While the prosecuting attorney loved this response, it was very important to her to add something else.  And she repeated her addition ad nauseum: "Wonderful!  Excellent response!  But wouldn't you also want what the witness is saying to make sense?  You can use your common sense, right, and if you use it, you'd expect them to say things that make sense?"  Quite frankly, I had no idea what this was supposed to mean, but she definitely intended "making sense" to amount to something beyond mere internal consistency of the testimony.  Perhaps what she had in mind was something like a well-told story making "more sense" than a poorly told one.  Or perhaps she meant the description of a situation related would count as "making sense" if it sounded like a plausible description of a situation that might obtain.

It was at this late point that she got to me.  I had almost expected being thoroughly ignored, but instead I was something like the tenth person she posed the question "What would you expect to see and hear from the witness box?" to.  So ten people had already answered "body language" and agreed to the "making sense" proviso, and at this point I wasn't really wanting to be on this jury (for conflicting reasons I won't get into here), so I thought I'd take the opportunity to contaminate as many potential jurors as possible.  I made two points.  First, I told her that I placed very little credence in notion that interpretation of body language was a good guide to credible testimony.  I supported this point by noting that the police officer sitting next to her was no doubt trained to give testimony and had little to lose, while the defendant would likely be terrified.  Second, I observed that everybody can have reasons for lying - the defendant and the officer included.  So I would require strong corroborating testimony and/or evidence of good moral character.  Specifically, I mentioned that I would require her to provide evidence that the police officer was not a liar.  She thanked me for my honesty, told me it was very important to be honest, noted that the State could not meet that burden and did not have to, and mentally wrote me off the jury.  I'd talked long enough at this point, so I was ready to shut up, but I wish I had interjected and said that of course the State could meet that burden, and that if they wouldn't, they clearly had no case.  Kthxbye.  Ah well.

It should now be pretty clear here that the prosecuting attorney knew what she was doing.  She succeeded, about as far as it is possible for a lawyer to succeed, at putting together a jury that would be very favorably inclined to kind of evidence she would be producing.  One more point in that speaks mildly in her favor.  When a juror said something that suggested to me that she would be unsympathetic to the prosecution or to the defense, the prosecuting attorney always asked whether the person would in fact find themselves incapable of setting aside their concerns for the purpose of judging the case on its merits (who knows what she did mentally).  I seemed to get the impression that she might have been the sort of person who would really base her jury decisions on the answer to this latter question.  But who knows.

The worst part of the process, however, was yet to come.  It was now the defense attorney's turn to quiz us.  And this miserable excuse for a public defender could barely get a coherent sentence out of her mouth.  She bumbled about in front of the jury box, stuttering and gesturing like a complete fool.  And I was hardly the only potential juror who thought this.  Conversation afterwards with others suggested that it was nearly universally recognized that this woman was beyond incompetent.

First, she seemed very confused as to the nature of the defense she would be offering.  She tried to tell some story about the police officer (the one sitting next to the prosecuting attorney) attempting to stand up and having his gun catch on the armrest, go off, and shoot her.  This story was so poorly told it, quite frankly, didn't make any sense.  She would stutter out phrases like, "So there was a shooting.  A shooting occurred.  The shooting took place.  I'm shot, and hurt.  He shot me.  So the battery occurred.  There was battery." And then she tried to ask people if, were something like that to happen, they would be likely to convict (even though battery had taken place).  It was a horrible attempt to see if potential jurors would be sympathetic to an accident defense, I guess, but most jurors had no idea what she was trying to get at, in part because she kept insisting, in the active voice, that the police officer had shot her (and going through weird motions trying to indicate how he might have accidentally drawn and fired at the same time) and that, by extension, her client had in fact committed battery (thus the "battery occurred" remarks).  Ma'am, if your client did in fact commit battery, as defined, then she's guilty.  Dur?

Later, her lines of attempted questioning suggested that there would be no accident defense, and in fact that, metaphorically speaking, no shooting had occurred (read: my client didn't really hit anybody with anything - accidentally or not - so let's ignore the fact that I just implied, as strongly as possible, that she had in fact battered the shit out of the alleged victim.)  This wasn't working for her, obviously.  And potential jurors were staring at her with puzzled looks, and occasionally even laughing at her.

Yet her most egregious sin was yet to come.  She then began to ask us whether or not we would convict if she proved that her client had not battered anyone.  (Here's where the previously hinted at accident defense which actually had her admitting her client had battered someone stopped making sense.)  And she proceed through the jury box asking juror after potential juror whether they would convict if she did in fact prove that no battery had occurred.  The responses she elicited were all pretty much along the following lines:

Well... I guess if you really proved that she didn't, then I guess I probably wouldn't convict.

She simply accepted all these responses!  At this point, I'd pretty much blown my chances of being on the jury, and I couldn't stomach any more of this.  Every potential juror already believed that the defendant had committed battery because of the "public defender's" moronic questions.  So I took it upon myself to again attempt "contamination" of the jury pool.  I informed the public defender that it was not her job to prove anything. Rather, it was the job of the prosecuting attorney to prove guilt.  And if the prosecuting attorney didn't do that, what the defense did was wholly irrelevant.  So of course I wouldn't convict if the prosecuting attorney didn't prove guilt, and furthermore, I could not understand why she was asking this question absolutely backwards.  I hope I succeeded in reversing some of the damage she'd already done, but a few minutes later it was all over, and I was one of the twenty odd people sent home.  And hopefully not the only one who was absolutely horrified at the travesty of justice we'd just witnessed.

Saturday, 10 May 2008

The Clone Wars

It keeps getting worse.  Somebody needs to stop George Lucas.  What's coming next?  Another animated television series? Oh, right.

Is "Bad Cop" Redundant Yet?

Unfortunately, while Andrew Glover is preparing to sue over cops breaking into his house and ripping out his catheter, he likely won't be very successful.  First, the city will try to settle with him to ensure that there is no real basis for reprimanding the violent police officers they employ or changing the culture of violence and brutality they are promoting.   Second, there will probably be ridiculously low limits on how much the city and/or department can be held responsible for.  These limits exist to ensure that groups of people who employ violent criminals don't have to bear any significant financial responsibility for the barbarians they enlist and train as thugs.  Third, whether or not he reaches some settlement or wins a case, it is highly unlikely that the animals who assaulted him will receive more than a slap on the wrist from some illegitimate "internal review" which exists for the express purposes (as it exists in all police departments) of covering up the highly criminal acts of the gangsters in blue.  This "review" might result in something as drastic as temporary reassignment to a desk job or paid leave.  Finally, it is a given that the these trained thugs will lie as hard as they possibly can, pleading that their use of reasonable force was justified, as it undoubtedly was when three pigs tased this 82 year old man.  From the comments thread at Majikthise, we have some meathead who sounds like he "served the people" defending the tasing of hospitalized and bed-ridden dementia sufferers on oxygen who wield pocket knives:

You may not be able to approach and use a manual disarm.  A Taser allows you to lessen the threat level and not increase the risk of damage. Some WATB will whine that police are paid to be injured on the job. Yes, there are risks. But I'll do my level best to reduce the harm to myself and others.  In the Bad Old Days we'd either beat them senseless (coup and countrecoup) or shoot them.  Tasers are the lesser evil.

Served them a heaping pile of pain, that is.  If this guy is serious, one has to speculate that his brain was manually disarmed by his parents/guardians.  It's hard to see how you could get this stupid, or be this much of an asshole, without taking repeated coup-countrecoup injuries over the course of your entire childhood.

Thursday, 08 May 2008

You're Known by the Company You Keep

The Idiot of the Day award goes to Sal Cordova, one of Dembski's co-bloggers over at Uncommon Descent.  Cordova has been commenting at the post I referred to here.  Let's take a look at what he has to say.  Trying to defend himself, he wrote (quoting Darwin), "I was taking issue with Darwin's statement:

Natural selection is daily and hourly scrutinising, throughout the world, the slightest variations; rejecting those that are bad, preserving and adding up all that are good." [his emphasis]

This quotation of Darwin was supposed to be the evidence for Sal's claim that:

Darwin was responsible in large part for the false assumption that “every advantageous mutation that appears in the population is inevitably incorporated”.  -Sal Cordova

Now isn't that cute?  Here's what Darwin wrote:

It may metaphorically be said that natural selection is daily and hourly scrutinising, throughout the world, the slightest variations; rejecting those that are bad, preserving and adding up all that are good. [emphasis mine]

The bloggers over at UD have the reading comprehension skills of anencephalic babies.  That, or they're just compulsive liars.  For more evidence of this, see my post here.  And I don't want to check this myself, but it sounds as if another Dembski co-blogger has refuted Kimura and Ohta's mathematics based on his/her glance at Google Books preview:

Since there was a link that provided a ‘look-see’ inside the book, I did so.  Well, what I found was very fascinating. -PaV

PaV goes on to "refute" Kimura and Ohta.  So much good science and brilliant creative thought goes on over at UD it just gives me the willies thinking about it.
 

Procrastination + Charity

There is a nice vocab builder at FreeRice.com.  These words get hard, and the premise is kind of cute.  They'll donate twenty grains (yes, grains) of rice for every word you get correct.  It's a non-profit, and honestly, you don't even see that ads while playing.  It also learns, and so provides a pretty accurate measure of your vocabulary level.  Play it once and post your level/grains in the comments!  Before you play, go to the settings and force it to start at level one.  I died on "anserine" which, apparently, means "goose-like".  Level: 42 Grains: 2540

Monday, 05 May 2008

God Drops Out of the Math

One of Dembski's c0-bloggers (referenced in my last post), Sal Cordova, is set straight by UW professor Joseph Felsenstein.  Read Sal's original post here, which is characteristic of the quality of blogging you find at Uncommon Descent.  And if you feel like it, mosey on over to Sal's blog, Young Cosmos, where you can catch up on all the "Advanced Creation Research" you never wanted to hear about:

This equation is a parital differential equation. For this equation to be physically actualized, however, boundary conditions must be applied not only in the past but also in the future! The past boundary conditions we might call the Alpha, and the future boundary conditions the Omega. The Alpha and Omega must exist.

Simple, see? [via Pharyngula]

Friday, 02 May 2008

Dembski's Descent

I think I'll let the first real post concern the laugh riot of a blog that is Uncommon Descent.  Bill Dembski (an evil man who reported a professor to the DHS for no good reason) and his blogger friends (like Sal Cordova, who has an unusual obsession with penises) have been in an amusing state of uproar over the release of the scatological film Expelled.  At this post, Dembski (whose freakish blogging behavior must be costing him any remaining tidbit of academic credibility) defends Exelled's attempt to link Darwinism to Nazism:

In other words, Hitler saw himself as undoing a negative form of artificial selection due to society. Hence, when David Berlinski says that something like Darwinism was a necessary condition for Nazism, he is spot on. -Dembski [in comments]

Now it is an interesting question how intentionally misleading and underhanded Dembski is.  I have been given to understand, by some of those much more familiar with him than I, that he might be aptly compared with a snake.  The sort of disgusting rhetoric witnessed above is evidence of this claim, if it is assumed that Dembski is not a complete idiot.  I take it he is not a complete idiot.  Therefore, he is a snake.  He eschews no strategy, however despicable, for propagating his ideas.  In this case, he thinks he can promote ID by manipulating the beliefs of the folk so they link adherence to evolutionary theory with vicious character.  But enough of Dembski's pernicious reasons for making statements like the above.  What of the superficial facade of reasons he erects to conceal his real motives?

Well, the juvenile reasoning Dembski offers in support of this nonsense (see the comments thread) runs like this.  Darwin asserted that civilization creates a climate in which the weak and unfit, who would otherwise have been weeded out by natural selection, manage to survive.  Furthermore, the Nazis took themselves be accomplishing the weeding out of the unfit which civilization prevents natural selection from effecting.  Let's (reasonably) suppose all this is true.  There is still no interesting sense in which Darwinism can be said to be a necessary condition for Nazism.

Why is that?  First, one ought to note that for Darwin, the terms "weak" and "unfit" are descriptive rather than normative.  An organism is "weak" or "unfit" just in case the organism will not naturally be selected for.  What organisms count as "weak" and "unfit" will depend, in part, on the circumstances these organisms find themselves in.  In the right sort of circumstances, the blind would not be weak or unfit, though, for example, in natural and well-lit circumstances in which carnivorous creatures with well-developed capacities of sight are prevalent, they will count as "unfit".  Hence, there is absolutely nothing whatsoever which is offensive, to either general principles of moral law or reason, about the claim that civilization permits, aids and promotes the survival of the weak and unfit.  This claim is purely descriptive when made about current civilizations.  But if taken more generally, it's just analytic, that is, true in virtue of the meanings of the constituent terms.  The unfit are those who wouldn't be likely to survive or procreate without the help of others, that is, without (loosely speaking) civilization.  Since that claim is analytic, it is necessarily true.  As such, its truth is a necessary condition for Nazism.

Of course, the truth of any necessarily true proposition is a necessary condition for Nazism.  This includes the truth of the proposition that 2 + 2 = 4, and the truth of the proposition that god exists (if, per impossible, it were true).  Dembski takes god to be a necessary being.  So Dembski might just as well have asserted that god's existence is a necessary condition for Nazism.  This would not, however, have had the pernicious rhetorical effect Dembski was after.

Suppose I were to introduce a new sense of "unfit".  Say that someone is "unfit" if they do have the intellectual horsepower and respect for careful argument needed to survive in a rigorous academic environment.  Departments often convene and vote down offers to job applicants because they are unfit.  Here, "unfit" has a purely descriptive sense.  Those who are "unfit" will not survive in academia without "outside help".  This is trivially true.   In this sense of "unfit", Dembski is unfit.  But from the fact that Dembski is unfit, it doesn't follow that he ought to be exterminated.  Only a moron would believe that.   And if you suggested that departments ought to do away with this business of terming people unfit because it sets the stage, or is a necessary condition for, Nazism, you wouldn't be wanted in a department which votes on job offers based on assessments of fitness.  First, because you couldn't participate in part of department life.  But really because you'd be a crackpot.

Of course, Darwin himself recognized that the trivial truth that the weak and unfit would not be likely to survive or reproduce without the help of civilization does not entail that the weak and unfit ought to be exterminated.  In fact, he explicitly denounced the notion that the "weak" and "unfit" ought not receive aid because they are "weak" and "unfit".  He took it to be obvious that only savages, barbarians and creeps would make that sort of statement:

The aid which we feel impelled to give to the helpless is mainly an incidental result of the instinct of sympathy, which was originally acquired as part of the social instincts, but subsequently rendered, in the manner previously indicated, more tender and more widely diffused. Nor could we check our sympathy, even at the urging of hard reason, without deterioration in the noblest part of our nature. The surgeon may harden himself whilst performing an operation, for he knows that he is acting for the good of his patient; but if we were intentionally to neglect the weak and helpless, it could only be for a contingent benefit, with an overwhelming present evil. -Darwin, The Descent of Man

It takes perverts and morally depraved whackjobs to wage campaigns of mass extermination.  It takes a lying snake or an ignorant blockhead to suggest that anything Darwin said had any relevance whatsoever to Nazism.  Sure, a sloppy thinker might make the mental slide from someone's being descriptively unfit for survival in the wild to them being normatively unfit in the sense of not deserving to live.  Many people have made that mental slide, I suppose.  But this is because they don't think clearly.  Dembski is trying to elicit this mental slide in his readers, and he is condoning Ben Stein's similar attempt to elicit that mental slide.  Now Ben Stein made much of his money as a snake oil salesman (doing political speechwriting). So it's no surprise that Expelled is a load of trash.  But Dembski is supposed to be an academic.  Instead, he's peddling bullshit in an attempt to get people who don't think clearly to hate on evolution.  And he knows it.

But I think matters are worse than that.  Not being a complete idiot, Dembski crafts his sentences carefully.  He wants to have a pernicious influence on other's thinking while nevertheless leaving himself room to retreat when pressed.  So he is peddling carefully crafted bullshit.  Thus his penchant for terms "Darwinism" and "Nazism", which he'll be able to define in almost any way he likes, and his reliance on modifiers such as "something like".  This is a common ID move.  Dembski knows that it is Social Darwinism, or something like it, that may have provided some of the underpinnings of Nazism.  But Social Darwinism bears no interesting connection to current evolutionary theory, ID, or Charles Darwin's own theory.

Dembski and Pals want to get people to reject evolutionary theory.  In this case, their tactic is to move from evolutionary theory to Darwinism to Social Darwinsim or something like it, to the underpinnings of Nazism.  Then they will point out that Nazism is horrifying, and hope that you'll  transfer that horror back through the dubious linkages they've implicitly set up and attach it to evolutionary theory.  Dembski is trying to get you to make these mental links while leaving himself room to wiggle out of the claim that evolution has something to do with Nazism.  When you point out that Darwinism has none of the consequences he claims it has, he'll retreat by telling you he meant "something like it" which is, really, nothing like it at all.

Consider what one of Phillip Johnson has to say about the book one of Dembski's crackpot buddies  at the Discovery [sic] Institute wrote:

The philosophy that fueled German militarism and Hitlerism is taught as fact in every American public school, with no disagreement allowed. Every parent ought to know this story, which Weikart persuasively explains. -Phillip Johnson

Seriously? Just how stupid do you have to be to think that evolutionary theory "fueled" Hiterlism?  When proponents of ID have to work this hard to get people to side with them against evolutionary theory, you ought to bet they don't have a peg leg to stand on.  Dembski and Pals are running out of arguments almost as fast as they've been run out of the scientific community.  Grab a cup of coffee, head over to Uncommon Descent and catch the show.  Watch them in their flimsy little ship as they work hard, post by post and comment by comment, to take on water.  Treat yourself to Dembski co-blogger Sal Cordova's work in Advanced Creation Research, which is even more hilarious than Uncommon Descent, if that's possible.  Revel in the fact that for every careless thinker who joins their ranks, fifty more must be watching with wonder and horror at the absurd scene playing out online - proponents of the ID movement thrashing about wildly, bailing water in reverse, hastening their death throes.

Thursday, 01 May 2008

Wow!

Check it out! I cleaned house! (I know I deleted some comments I didn't mean to.  Sorry.)

Tuesday, 24 October 2006

More Rylean Acerbity

FROM THE EDITOR OF MIND

     MAGDALEN COLLEGE

      OXFORD OX1 4AU

     August 24th, 1970.

Dear Mr. Feldman,

I am sorry but for many years MIND had to keep the door shut against contributions which are entirely or primarily expository.  Your paper seems to be expository both of Leibniz and of Russell's interpretation of Leibniz and I am afraid I can do nothing with it.  This is not a polite way of saying that the thing is no good since, to be frank, I haven't even read it.

Yours sincerely,

G. Ryle

Typewritten Notice From Fritz Warfield's Door

FROM THE EDITOR OF MIND

     MAGDALEN COLLEGE

                OXFORD

    December 29, 1967.

Dear Mr. Feldman,

I am returning your paper.  There may be a little in it, but it doesn't seem to cut enough ice.

Yours sincerely,

G. Ryle

Sunday, 08 October 2006

Yeah, Well, It's Your Set of Laws Buddy

Former House member Randy Cunningham is whimpering in prison due to federal laws he can only hold himself and his ilk responsible for:

I am human not an animal to keep whiping [sic]... I hurt more than anyone could imagine.

Should have thought about spending more time reforming a perverse justice system which every day inflicts immeasurable harm on citizens and non-citizens alike.  Instead, you spent your time figuring out more ways in which to swindle tax payers out of their money.  How do you like it now?  Can you say the words "zero sympathy"?

Pure Ugliness

Read excerpts from e-mails sent by (probably Christian) anti-abortionists who need to be Hellenized or sterilized.  [via Majikthise]  Perhaps some of these neo-Nazi skinheads can be identified via their e-mail headers?  It'd be great fun outing them to their fellow non-denominationalists who could then give a special altar call for their murderously raging comrades in arms, lay hands upon them, and exorcise their demons.  That solution would, of course, be just as good as the worthless solutions this sort of person proposes to decrease the number of obtained abortions: from the mild "abstinence only education" to the extreme "bomb a clinic" variety. 

Empirical research proves that the best known way to minimize the number of obtained abortions is to provide comprehensive sex-ed programs and unfettered access to contraceptives and the morning after pill.  There is also no reasonable objection to contraception, because empirical research also shows that up to 50% of conceptions result in natural abortions, and philosophical argument suggests (what will likely be scientifically demonstrated in the near future) that the rhythm method results in vastly more embryonic death than the pill.  (I am obviously assuming that it is unreasonable to insist that it is morally permissible for couples to have sex only for the purpose of procreation at the times that conception is most likely or while pregnant or otherwise infertile.  And note that, if you're going to bite this bullet, you'll have to stop having sex as soon as in vitro fertilization becomes more reliable than sex the natural way.)

Thursday, 05 October 2006

Another Blogroll Update!

Visit the new blogs: Janus Blog (Virtue Theory), Ideally Speaking (SUNY g.s. Adam Taylor), De Crapulas Edormiendo (Michigan g.s. Nate Charlow), The Web of Belief (Tufts Group), The Fighting Mongoose (Western Michigan Group), Making the Cooler Argument the Stronger (ND g.s. Eric Hagedorn), Transcendental Idealism (St. Andrews g.s. Ralf Bader), Lemmings (Missouri's Berit Broogard), American Philosophy (RIT's John Capps), In Search of Enlightement (Waterloo's Colin Farrelly), Blogitations (Biola g.s. James Gibson), Seeing Things (Princeton's Sean Kelly), Footnotes on Epicycles (SUNY's P. D. Magnus), Dulcius Ex Aspersis (Notre Dame g.s. Alex Arnold), Brain Hammer (WPU's Pete Mandik), Brains (also Mandik), Per Caritatem (Dallas' g.s. Cynthia Nielsen),  Knowability (St. Louis' Joe Salerno), The Splintered Mind (UC Riverside's Eric Schwitzgebel), Philosophy Hurts Your Head (Univ. of Newcastle g.s. Sam Douglas), hpb etc. (Cincinnati's Robert Skipper), Ratiocination (ND g.s. Andrew Bailey),  Logic Matters (Cambridge's Peter Smith), dim lit philosophy (Ultrecht's Rob van Gerwen), This is the Name of This Blog (Rochester g.s. Trent Dougherty), Virtual Philosopher (Open University's Nigel Warburton), Mnemosynosis (Rutgers g.s. S. Kate Devitt), Theories 'n Things (Leeds' Robert G. Williams), The Glfer (g.s. Greg),  Philosophy Blog (St. Louis' g.s. Aaron Cobb), Aspiring Lemming (Arizona g.s. Adam Arico), Scribo (Calgary's Nicole Wyatt), Staff of Ra (ND g.s. Dan Hicks, et. al.), Philosophical Remainders (g.s. Jeff Dauer), and Stop That Crow! (g.s. Jeffrey Giliam).

Wednesday, 04 October 2006

Richard Heck: Logician and Computer Programmer

He's written a Greasemonkey script for Notre Dame Philosophical ReviewsGet it! (You need to be using Firefox, of course.  If you aren't using it, then you must just like coping with needlessly unsolved problems.)

Nostradamus Me

Lindsay asks a rhetorical question regarding the devil's servants in Republican guise:

How inept are these people? They can't even protect teenagers in the halls of congress. How are they supposed to protect the rest of us?

She has in mind, of course, sexual predator and elected congressman Mark Foley.  While Foley's disgusting e-mails do provide us with a nice, concrete case of some of the wickedness infesting the halls of congress, Foley by no means exhausts the depths of congressional moral depravity, which, of course, is hardly confined to the Republican camp.* 

We live in a country in which a whole plethora of rich, white, male, self-interested moral perverts with god-complexes are actually voted into office by poorer, harder-working unthinking citizens who pay them hard cash to be dominated and abused.  Bizarrely, some people actually seem to believe that this is democracy rather than tyranny.  Granted, your average American hopes to be dominated and abused less then they are protected, and so appears to at least tacitly endorse utilitarianism w.r.t politics.  Yet intellectually lazy Americans will get what they're satisifed with, and so long as they're satisfied with electing tyrants, they shouldn't be surprised that their tyrants are morally depraved.  This is because the sort of psychological freak of nature who desires to wield widespread and near-unilaterial powers over others is more likely than not to be both rationally and morally incompetent.

Perhaps it comes as a bit of a surprise that Foley, in particular, turned out to be just another common moral pervert.  But it is no surprise that yet another moral pervert has been found out in the halls of congress.  I hereby safely prophesy that moral pervert after moral pervert after moral pervert will be uncovered in the foolishly revered halls of congress.

* The moral terminology employed here (wickedness, depravity) presupposes only moral realism, and not any particular member of the class of moral realisms.  So in particular, I am not presupposing any religious set of beliefs by using the English word "wickedness".  I make solely metaphorical use  of "devil's servants" for "civil servants".

Tuesday, 03 October 2006

Lingua Pranca

The linguist's version of Special Creationism: Wrathful Dispersion Theory.  Far more amusing than the FSM ever was:

Wrathful Dispersion is couched in more cautiously neutral language; rather than tying linguistic diversity to a specific biblical event, it merely argues that the differences among modern languages are too perverse to have arisen spontaneously, and must therefore be the work of some wrathful (and powerful) disperser who deliberately set out to accomplish a confusion of tongues. When asked in court to speculate about the possible identity of the disperser, Michael Moringa, a prominent proponent of WD, demurred, saying that the theory makes no claims about the answer to that question, and that it certainly does not insist that the Disperser is the God of Genesis.

From the comment thread at Pharyngula:

The fact remains that Grimmism's "language evolution" has never been demonstrated under scientific conditions. You can put a Chinese speaker, an English speaker, and a speaker of any Altaic* language you like together in the same room, but will they end up speaking Japanese? Hardly!

I'm a bit behind on this.  Oh well.  Also see: Language Log and Spec Gram.

Monday, 02 October 2006

Notre Dame Flunks Sex Ed Test

Notre Dame is keeping bad company.  It ranks second to last - right down there next to Brigham Young - when it comes to promoting sexual health, according to a survey by Trojan.  In fact, ND and BYU were the only two universities to receive an "F" in all seven categories.  It looks like some administrators here might need to take a class or two in the philosophy department: sexual ethics.  Ah well.  I'm in a great philosophy department, and you can't have everything, now can you?  I give you the actual policy on sexual misconduct from the Student Handbook:

Because a genuine and complete expression of love through sex requires a commitment to a total living and sharing together of two persons in marriage, the University believes that sexual union should occur only in marriage.  Students found in violation of this policy shall be subject to disciplinary suspension or permanent dismissal. -Du Lac, p. 95

Seriously...  This is not intended as a joke.  Maybe ND doesn't want to educate women who will have sex on how to have safe sex so they can "find them out" and "dismiss" or "discipline" them?  Call this the "we like to screw you over again" policy.  Note further that it disadvantages women far more than it disadvantages men, for how will the Grand Enforcers of THE Policy determine that a man has had sex?  It's about now that the boring platitude common in religious circles, "of  him to whom much is given, much is required" is invoked in a lame justificatory attempt, with "her" replacing "him" and "a womb" replacing "much".  So what do we think about the "lets make your college degree conditional on your sex life" policy?  Comments? [Via The Headpiece for the Staff of Ra]

Sunday, 01 October 2006

Suppose You Were An Idiot

Racists, sexual perverts, and abusive thugsYou decide.  Not commenting further may save me from having to vomit.

Higher Education

Not a philosophy class.  Rather, a collosal waste of time.  Note that too much weed may be responsible for Hall's three refereed publications in sixteen years (since Ph.D.).  Or perhaps I spoke too soon.  Don Hutchinson seems to mix Plato, marijuana and reggae.  Via Boing Boing:

I had another baked professor for first-year philosophy.  From the Toronto Star's article, I now understand why he was so hard to follow in lectures; he smokes pot with a medical clearance from the government. I'm not sure how it can be that he's just allowed to lecture whilst high. One of the questions on our term test involved correlating Plato with an excerpt of lyrics from one of the prof's favourite reggae songs.

I'm sure I'll take some criticism for knocking the teaching of Plato through reggae, but frankly, I don't much care.  What could pot have to do with Plato, you might ask?  Berkeley journalism professor Michael Pollan has the most asinine suggestion ever, according to this book review:

Pollan even wonders if Plato's metaphysics might have been drug-induced, given that the Greeks used psychedelics and that Plato wrote, in terms that will sound familiar to pot-smoking readers everywhere, about focusing one's attention on an object with such intensity that it eventually seems to become the ideal, universal form of that object, not just an individual shoe, hand, chair, or roach clip. (Well, Plato didn't mention the roach clip.)

<sarcasm> Pollan's insightful analysis (assuming Seavey isn't misrepresenting him) obviously betrays the depth of his understanding for Plato's arguments. </sarcasm>  What are these people smoking?

Wednesday, 27 September 2006

The Good Life

CU Boulder's Center for Values and Social Policy now has an online face.  Check out the website here.  All of my rocking thesis advisors are affiliated.  I recommend picking up a copy of Mike Huemer's Ethical Intuitionism, favorably reviewed here, from Amazon.

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